Lolbugs

What is wrong with me? I have become obsessed with all things LOL. I can't find any lolbugs on the internetz so I'm forced to make my own. I will occasionally post them when I feel inspired.
I took this photo yesterday from inside my home. The walking stick was hangin' out on my glass stormdoor apparently thinking no one could see him.

LolCat Contest expands to include real prize!

In an unexpected turn of events Cozytailmom allows a friend to choose the winner of the LolCat contest.
Angela Adams will be deciding the winner of the LolCat contest early Monday (09/24/07) morning or whenever she drags her rear out of bed and into work.
The winner will receive a small but fun prize selected by Cozytailmom.*
"This is my fifth internet based contest in which a prize has been awarded. I'm especially excited about this contest because I actually have contestants. My previous contestant mostly won by default," said Cozytailmom.
Cozytailmom's previous contests included; ‘Identify the Random Cartoon Clip,’ ‘Sexiest One Armed Photo,’ ‘Slide Show Identification,’ and a ‘SudsForVenus Quiz.’ All of these contests were quite dull.
"I've come to the conclusion that kitty's will bring in the people." Cozytail continues "Marlowe's hilarious pose is one of the best things that happened to my secret internet identity."
Cozytailmom encourages everyone to enter the contest. See previous post for the Marlowe pic and add your entry as a comment to that post.
Good Luck!
*Prize will not be anatomically correct soap.

LOLCat Contest

My friend sent me this picture of her cat(Marlowe) which I immediately decided needed a lolcat caption.

The best I could come up with was "i iz an actor, wherz my acatemy award." It's kinda lame. I need some help from readers! The winning phrase will be added to the pic and posted here, which is not much of an award but is all I have to offer.


photo by John Adams
caption by ?

Here are some caption entries I've received so far:
I'm in a tranz puttin' a curz on ur car.
They hit me, officer! I wuz just walkin' along mindin' my own bidness and they hit me!
I'm unda yer car, plannin a lawsuit!
im under ur carz...inspectin ur wheelz
You've heard of sit ins? This is a love in, all you need is love, love, la la la-la love
Life is too hard... I give up!
end it, please... can't deal with the new puppy...
I'm steppin out on tha townz, wearing no pantiez
I'm waiting Honey...........
'You are not leaving without me!'
If I playz dead cute, the car might not hit me
u needz brake jobz now. kbai!
Lord, take me now!
I said I'm a FAT cat, not FLAT cat!
ahm n ur garajz fixyn ur trannyz.
Yooo Hooo!
I'm aiming my tweeter at your tire.
yur diff iz so bad that i needz a nap.
i am just soooooooooooooo tyred
you killz me; now i'm suing yur ass.
I fart in your general direction. I wave my privates at your aunties.
"ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzz..wha?"
~ CARlifornia Dreamin' ~

Note: The kitty is alive and well and was not in any way squished with the large tire.